Saturday, May 28, 2011

Asshole Analytics

I just wanted to report that the "Beware of Douche" post featuring the biggest mistake of my life and the satirical dissection of his mythical self-portrait that is his match.com profile has gotten 5920 hits as of this morning.
 
I couldn't have asked for a more invigorating catharsis than to know that 5920 souls on this planet have been entertained by the comedy that was my former life. Thanks for reading, you guys!


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