The Assclown Exposé Continues

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I may be dating someone at the moment, but that by no means implies that I've forgotten the hell from whence I came. That being said, I have no intention of quashing what makes up much of the intended spirit of this blog. Indeed, the pejorative butthole bashing will live on. I will continue to out the dimwitted dudes who live among us, combing through the pages of online dating sites, piggishly picking the lucky ladies upon whom they will hurl their verbal vomit. 

In this afternoon’s spotlight we have none other than nchillbilly3...

Right off the bat, what disturbs me most is that Billy Bob here was forced to add a number to his chosen moniker. That means that there is, in all likelihood, an nchillbilly, nchillbilly1, and nchillbilly2, say nothing of those who followed in his this guy's bootprints. Way to represent, my fellow North Carolinian! As if we don't have enough to deal with in the way of unfortunate stereotypes -- you have to go out and proudly declare your redneckedness? 

Now we get to the content of his little lead in. I don't know what "laying in creeks" entails, exactly, but it probably explains why freakish drownings are the reason why his backwoods town has a population of 35. Then there's the part about snuggling. That's just gross.

Also troubling is that I find nchillbilly3's profile to be an unambiguous testament to this country's ailing education system. While most of the losers on this site inundate their narratives with exclamation parades, smilies and other forms of mini-punctuation-people (which still isn't saying a whole hell of a lot for our national braintrust), this guy can't even seem to muster a period. Equally impressive is his mastery of writing in text-speak. Forty years from now, when we're all living in the United States of China and eating moo goo gai pan for dinner every night because our dumbasses couldn't outwit what we presently refer to as a "developing nation," you can just take a good long look back at this guy's first seven sentences (however indistinct said sentences are) and remember that you were warned.