I logged on to my Match.com account this evening to find I'd received a "wink" from this burgeoning Casanova who shrewdly chose the screen name “SecretBootyCall” to woo the womenfolk.
Dude – it’s a dating site. Not a phone-me-up-at-3am-for-a-quick-non-committal-lay-with-a-grey-mustached-cowhand site. You want a booty call? Check out buttlocators.com.
This next Match.com month is already looking promising......
Sports: Vollyball .... So, watching the women's beach vollyball team jump up & down, right?
ReplyDeleteI suppose it does count as a sport if it makes your pacemaker beep.
Pick Nicking?
There is too much win in here to go on!!! Evil ex-wife poisoned his dog? Angelically beautiful "lady's" for him? Bangkok!!
HOLY CRAP, Megan -- I did not see the poisoned-dog part until you just pointed it out. OMG. I don't even think I ever made it all the way through this posting. How friggin weird. You are right - there's just too much in here..."discreet erotic desires." Gross.
ReplyDeleteI wish he would learn that plural word's don't need all those apostrophe's.
ReplyDeleteWay to represent Western Carolina, buddy.