It's Monday morning and there's nothing like the sight of man-boobs to get your week started off right!This profile is like one of those "how many things are wrong with this picture" brain teasers. Let us count:
1. Man-boobs. (I cannot reiterate the tragedy of this enough)
1. Man-boobs. (I cannot reiterate the tragedy of this enough)
2. Four photos in his profile and they are all self-snapped mirror images of varying depths and one outfit change -- in case you were curious what the man-boobs look like under a t-shirt.
3. See his headline. Just so you know, he's not just looking for a lifetime of happiness -- he's seriously looking.
4. He describes his body type as "Athletic and toned." He does realize that he has posted shirtless photos of himself, right?
5. Asked if he drinks, he puts: "Never." Dammit, for his sake, I was really kind of hoping that this whole profile was one of those things that seems like a good idea at 3 in the morning after a night of binge drinking.
6. His list of vitals is full of blanks. I guess he figures the photos will do the trick on their own.
7. From his narrative: "I could say im smart" -- well, yes, you could but you have five typos in the first line alone, so...
8. He writes: "I have had a one nite stand or two." Or two? I think it's safe to say that if it's "or two" then it probably wasn't just one.
9. "LETS...SHOW THE WORLD HOW ITS DONE." Please don't.
C'mon. He's from Norlina! 'Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteHey, at least he's not picky!
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