It's really hard to know where to start with this assclown. If you can even get past the image thumbnails without throwing up in your mouth a little bit, you're still gonna want to hang on to that bottle of Pepto.
Note how he starts his narrative by demanding a photo from whatever bold bimbo would actually take the initiative of emailing him. Not like we should be surprised -- we are already aware from his own pictures that this guy buys books for their pretty covers. As you read on, much of the rest speaks for itself.
Now, as you continue skimming down, you must prepare for the pièce de résistance. You’ll see I’ve taken the liberty of circling it in red. No need to blink twice, for your eyes do not deceive you – he’s actually misspelled “intellectually.” ...I can’t imagine there exists a better example of irony, and for that, St8FitPro, I must thank you.
He would definitely send pictures of his junk, before the first date
ReplyDeleteYou are SO funny! I'm gonna steal your line. And you are SO right. He's exactly the kind of guy that would do that.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite bit is the way douche misspelled 'Sicilian.' Proud of our family heritage, are we?
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